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  <title>XY.</title>
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  <updated>2009-12-31T06:10:08Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:28407</id>
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    <title>Thank you 2009</title>
    <published>2009-12-31T05:37:52Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-31T06:10:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This year&amp;nbsp;went way too fast. &lt;br /&gt;But they say, time flies when you're having fun. &lt;br /&gt;Although 2009 was an emotional rollercoaster for me, I guess I had my share of fun as well :)&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I learnt a lot. Not academically (I don't think I've learnt much from school this year ha), but about life, about people, about myself.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;I learnt to suck it up, keep my head up, continue living and&amp;nbsp;be positive.&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ve learnt&amp;nbsp;that you have to make mistakes in order to learn from them.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever doesn&amp;rsquo;t kill you only makes you stronger right?&amp;nbsp;:)&lt;br /&gt;And many others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 255px; height: 196px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC09296.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 258px; height: 196px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC06986.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 254px; height: 192px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC08796.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 259px; height: 192px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC_0045.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 254px; height: 195px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC09457.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 259px; height: 195px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Image009.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 259px; height: 201px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Image013.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 254px; height: 201px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/15432_180091917114_532642114_330-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 258px; height: 189px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC05404.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 255px; height: 194px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC05493.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 259px; height: 198px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC07874.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 254px; height: 198px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Leaveform126.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 260px; height: 199px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC09491.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 253px; height: 199px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/MusicalEvening026.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 262px; height: 185px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/15432_180091717114_532642114_330863.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 251px; height: 185px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/2-part020.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 262px; height: 195px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC08919.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 251px; height: 195px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC05606.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 263px; height: 202px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/2-part028.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 250px; height: 202px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Picture045.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sigh it's impossible to list everyone I want to thank, there are just so many. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large"&gt;WE'RE DONE WITH 2009. NOW ON WITH THE NEW. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2010, BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+++&lt;br /&gt;I got my iPhone!!!!!! Thanks daddy :)&amp;nbsp;MWAH</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:27930</id>
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    <title>My favourite russian men</title>
    <published>2009-12-28T12:26:08Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-28T12:32:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm so loving my russian classics cds. Pure brilliance. If only I could compose like those guys.. I would be in King's by now!!!!! &lt;br /&gt;HAHA I'm kidding. &lt;br /&gt;Now I am looking for one of those so-yesterday walkmans. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/sony-d-ne241.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THEY STILL SELL SUCH STUFF???? &lt;br /&gt;So sick of my ipod and today's music. We need romanticism BACK.&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;Btw. I hate puberty. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:27766</id>
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    <title>Can't get enough of you</title>
    <published>2009-12-26T06:08:13Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-26T06:11:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/tumblr_kv3divvZIQ1qzlptro1_500.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;MORE VANESSA HUDGENS?!?!?! SOMEBODY MAKE THEM STOP.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;I'll never get over the stupid feeling I get every time you sign on. The one where I think maybe, just maybe.. you'll talk to me first.&lt;/em&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:27460</id>
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    <title>Have yourself a merry, jolly, happy christmas :)</title>
    <published>2009-12-24T14:44:03Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-24T14:48:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 464px; height: 336px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/25oxtw6.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My dears, MERRY CHRISTMAS!&amp;nbsp;Whether it's exchanging presents, talking, mistletoe-ing, stuffing yourselves with turkey,&amp;nbsp;singing&amp;nbsp;songs; HAVE FUN and make the most out of them :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #ff0000"&gt;&amp;hearts;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #99cc00"&gt;&amp;hearts;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #ff0000"&gt;&amp;hearts;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #99cc00"&gt;&amp;hearts;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:27247</id>
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    <title>You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream. And that's kind of the same thing.</title>
    <published>2009-12-23T05:59:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-23T05:59:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/tumblr_kuvmkqMuTA1qa51p9o1_500.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ALL THE BIG NAMES. Looks interestinggggg</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:27024</id>
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    <title>HASTA LA VISTA</title>
    <published>2009-12-21T10:42:11Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-21T11:43:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Last night I felt happy, excited, vulnerable, sky high, and so alive.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Last night we were loved, photos were taken, music was made, trumpets were spun, friendships were forged and bonds were strengthened. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bottomline, what a wonderful night seriously. :)&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 262px; height: 203px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/11056_212157925887_637865887_321479.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 266px; height: 203px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Image106.jpg" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 263px; height: 223px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/11152_217439031466_629931466_364911.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 265px; height: 223px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/11152_217746456466_629931466_365059.jpg" /&gt; &lt;img alt="" style="width: 265px; height: 211px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Image109.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 263px; height: 211px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Image086.jpg" /&gt; &lt;img alt="" style="width: 265px; height: 219px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Image058-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 263px; height: 219px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/11144_243506200662_734590662_462573.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm starting to miss the practices, the lunches, the sectionals, the games, the crapping, the people, the EVERYTHING :( &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="9" /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="10" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;It's the little things that took place that will change something forever, and the big things that took place are those that no one will remember. &lt;/em&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:26785</id>
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    <title>Too much fake love.</title>
    <published>2009-12-16T12:52:30Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-16T12:56:32Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Sleigh Ride!!!</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Hello. I hate the twilight series. The movies especially. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want an iphone. Daddy please? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 536px; height: 413px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Concourse044-1.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The tables have turned!!! &lt;br /&gt;In order of tannest --&amp;gt; tanless: RACH!!!!, Gracia, Sarah, XY, Twinkle, Mich (no surprise here) &lt;br /&gt;HAHAHAHA sighhh :)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:26415</id>
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    <title>Classic.</title>
    <published>2009-12-13T10:33:17Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-13T10:35:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My daddy promised to buy me a trumpet and he did! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 388px; height: 290px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Concourse002.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a name="cutid2"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If only it was 10 times bigger. -.- &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 247px; height: 354px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Concourse004.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="width: 248px; height: 353px" alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/Concourse007.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:26172</id>
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    <title>HELLLLO DECEMBER!</title>
    <published>2009-12-10T12:47:01Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-10T12:56:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;em&gt;Not that hard to please... ;) &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 375px; height: 271px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/4014770726_58a1837b80.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I've tried so many times to upload the CGSSB Enka Medley video on YouTube but it KEEPS failing on me when there's just 20 minutes left to completion (after waiting for 3 HOURS). Frustrating -.- &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still making my christmas cards :) on my 7th one now. Last year I made 20! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Done with esplanade concourse performance and I must say, I am very pleased with our performances :) Once again I am reminded of how much I love music and how much I enjoy performing :) I am proud to say that I was feeling relaxed and at ease performing on the 2nd day, and not paralyzed/ overwhelmed by stage fright like I usually would be. Please let that feeling stay..................... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love doing what I do. :)&lt;p&gt;BTW. Yesterday I was checking out my shoes (lol) and guess who was standing right in front of me when I looked up......................................... &lt;br /&gt;Mr Lee Tiong Beng!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omggggg I screamed lol. He went to watch Broadway Beng. So cute heh :)&lt;/p&gt;So.... 3 down, 1 to go! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marks and Spencer's selection of viennese biscuits are so. Darn. Good. Drooooools. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Special shoutout to my friends overseas: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: medium"&gt;I MISS YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Come back soon XX &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time to hit the books before I spend the rest of the holidays neopetting and youtubing away.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Oooh oh.</title>
    <published>2009-11-29T14:09:03Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-29T14:19:16Z</updated>
    <lj:music>kimya dawson</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;div style="text-align: left"&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 319px; height: 237px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/2-part033.jpg" /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: larger"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-large"&gt;GO LOVE YOURSELF. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:25438</id>
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    <title>Love since 1992</title>
    <published>2009-11-28T03:41:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-28T03:41:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">How do you deal with the death of a loved one? &lt;br /&gt;I can't tell if I'm feeling normal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/tumblr_ktj4fq45c51qzj39co1_400.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mine is from the left.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:25306</id>
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    <title>Diamond rings.</title>
    <published>2009-11-27T03:28:18Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-27T03:35:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img alt="" style="width: 309px; height: 239px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/2-part027.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night was good. :) 1 down, 3 more to go!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to watch The Lovely Bones + Mulan. New Moon? No thanks.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:24900</id>
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    <title>That's a lot of bling!</title>
    <published>2009-11-24T12:17:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-25T06:16:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/tumblr_ktj4fq45c51qzj39co1_400.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Life changes every minute of every day. &lt;br /&gt;You lose friends. You gain friends. You realize your friend wasn&amp;rsquo;t ever really your friend, and that person you used to hate can make a really good friend. &lt;br /&gt;You look for love. You find love. You lose love. You realize that all along you&amp;rsquo;ve been loved. &lt;br /&gt;You laugh. You cry. You laugh so hard that you cry. &lt;br /&gt;You do this, you do that. You really wish you hadn&amp;rsquo;t done that. You learn from that and are glad that you did. &lt;br /&gt;You have your ups. You have your downs. &lt;br /&gt;You see good movies. You see bad movies. You look at others and wish you were them. You then realize who they are and are glad that you&amp;rsquo;re you. &lt;br /&gt;You love life. You hate life. &lt;br /&gt;In the end, you just find yourself happy to be living life, no matter what&amp;rsquo;s thrown at you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I want to do is: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;compose the soundtrack of my life,&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;perform the upcoming 4 performances flawlessly,&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;mug at a quiet outdoor cafe till midnight everyday,&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;read archie comics,&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;wait for christmas and make my christmas cards.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;That's all for now. :)&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:24783</id>
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    <title>Fire fire</title>
    <published>2009-11-22T04:00:29Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-22T04:06:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img alt="" style="width: 389px; height: 259px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/4014652308_a7474897c8.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small"&gt;Dear Shakti, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my mustard souffl&amp;eacute;. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget the Oprah Winfrey imitations. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Greetings to your freaky family, &lt;br /&gt;XY. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Dear (friend), &lt;br /&gt;I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___. &lt;br /&gt;___12___, &lt;br /&gt;-Your Name &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. What's the color of your shirt? &lt;br /&gt;Blue - Our romance is over &lt;br /&gt;Red - Our affair is over &lt;br /&gt;White - I'm joining the convent &lt;br /&gt;Black - I dislike you &lt;br /&gt;Green - Our horoscope doesn't match &lt;br /&gt;Grey - You're a pervert &lt;br /&gt;Yellow - I'm selling myself &lt;br /&gt;Pink - Your nostrils are insulting &lt;br /&gt;Brown - The mafia wants you &lt;br /&gt;No shirt - You're a loser &lt;br /&gt;Other - I'm in love with your sister &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Which is your birth month? &lt;br /&gt;January - That night &lt;br /&gt;February - Last year &lt;br /&gt;March - When your dwarf bit me &lt;br /&gt;April - When I tripped on sesame seeds &lt;br /&gt;May - First of May &lt;br /&gt;June - When you put cuffs on me &lt;br /&gt;July - When I threw up &lt;br /&gt;August - When I saw the purple monkey &lt;br /&gt;September - When we skinny dipped &lt;br /&gt;October - When I quoted Santa &lt;br /&gt;November - When your dog ran amok &lt;br /&gt;December - When I changed tennis shoes &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Which food do you prefer? &lt;br /&gt;Tacos - In your apartment &lt;br /&gt;Pizza - In your camping car &lt;br /&gt;Pasta - Outside of Chicago &lt;br /&gt;Hamburgers - Under the bus &lt;br /&gt;Salad - As you ate enchilada &lt;br /&gt;Chicken - In your closet &lt;br /&gt;Kebab - With Paris Hilton &lt;br /&gt;Fish - In women's clothing &lt;br /&gt;Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation &lt;br /&gt;Lasagna - At the mental hospital &lt;br /&gt;Hot dog - Under a state of trance &lt;br /&gt;None of the above - With George Bush and his wife &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. What's the color of your socks? &lt;br /&gt;Yellow - Hit on &lt;br /&gt;Red - Insult &lt;br /&gt;Black - Ignore &lt;br /&gt;Blue - Knock out &lt;br /&gt;Purple - Pour syrup on &lt;br /&gt;White - Carve your initials into &lt;br /&gt;Grey - Pull the clothes off &lt;br /&gt;Brown - Put leeches on &lt;br /&gt;Orange - Castrate &lt;br /&gt;Pink - Pull the toupee off &lt;br /&gt;Barefoot - Sit on &lt;br /&gt;Other - Drive out &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. What's the color of your underwear? &lt;br /&gt;Black - My best friend &lt;br /&gt;White - My father &lt;br /&gt;Grey - Bill Clinton &lt;br /&gt;Brown - My fart balloon &lt;br /&gt;Purple - My mustard souffl&amp;eacute; &lt;br /&gt;Red - Donald Duck &lt;br /&gt;Blue - My avocado plant &lt;br /&gt;Yellow - My penpal in Ghana &lt;br /&gt;Orange - My Kid Rock-collection &lt;br /&gt;Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper &lt;br /&gt;None - My John F. Kennedy-statue &lt;br /&gt;Other - The crazy monk &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? &lt;br /&gt;Scrubs - Man &lt;br /&gt;O.C. - Frostbitten &lt;br /&gt;One Tree Hill - Open &lt;br /&gt;Heroes - Emotional &lt;br /&gt;Lost - High &lt;br /&gt;House - Scarred &lt;br /&gt;Simpsons - Cowardly &lt;br /&gt;The news - Mongolic &lt;br /&gt;American Idol - Masochistic &lt;br /&gt;Family Guy - Senile &lt;br /&gt;Top Model - Middle-class &lt;br /&gt;None of the above - Ashamed &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Your mood right now? &lt;br /&gt;Happy - How awful I've felt &lt;br /&gt;Sad - How boring you are &lt;br /&gt;Bored - That Santa doesn't exist &lt;br /&gt;Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage &lt;br /&gt;Depressed - That we're cousins &lt;br /&gt;Excited - That there is no solution to this. &lt;br /&gt;Nervous - The middle-east &lt;br /&gt;Worried - That your Honda sucks &lt;br /&gt;Apathetic - That I did a sex-change &lt;br /&gt;Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster &lt;br /&gt;Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men &lt;br /&gt;Overjoyed - That I'm open &lt;br /&gt;Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? &lt;br /&gt;White - Your ring &lt;br /&gt;Yellow - Your love letters &lt;br /&gt;Red - Your Darth Vader-poster &lt;br /&gt;Black - Your tame stone &lt;br /&gt;Blue - The couch cushions &lt;br /&gt;Green - The pictures from LA &lt;br /&gt;Orange - Your false teeth &lt;br /&gt;Brown - Your contact book &lt;br /&gt;Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs &lt;br /&gt;Purple - Your old lottery coupons &lt;br /&gt;Pink - The cut toenails &lt;br /&gt;Other - Your memories from the military service &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. The first letter of your first name? &lt;br /&gt;A/B - Your photo &lt;br /&gt;C/D - The oil stocks &lt;br /&gt;E/F &amp;ndash; My virginity &lt;br /&gt;G/H &amp;ndash; Your neighbour Martin &lt;br /&gt;I/J - The results of your blood-sample &lt;br /&gt;K/L - Your left ear &lt;br /&gt;M/N - Your suicide note &lt;br /&gt;O/P - My common sense &lt;br /&gt;Q/R - Your mom &lt;br /&gt;S/T - Your collection of butterflies &lt;br /&gt;U/V - Your criminal record &lt;br /&gt;W/X - David's tricot outfits &lt;br /&gt;Y/Z - Your grades from college &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. The last letter in your last name? &lt;br /&gt;A/B - Always will remember &lt;br /&gt;C/D - Never will forget &lt;br /&gt;E/F - Always wanted to break &lt;br /&gt;G/H - Never openly mocked &lt;br /&gt;I/J - Always have felt dirty before &lt;br /&gt;K/L - Will tell the authorities about &lt;br /&gt;M/N - Told in my confession today about &lt;br /&gt;O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about &lt;br /&gt;Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about &lt;br /&gt;S/T - Get sick when I think of &lt;br /&gt;U/V - Always will try to forget &lt;br /&gt;W/X - Am better off without &lt;br /&gt;Y/Z - Never liked &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. What do you prefer to drink? &lt;br /&gt;Water- Our friendship &lt;br /&gt;Beer - Senility &lt;br /&gt;Soft drink - A new life as a clone &lt;br /&gt;Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo &lt;br /&gt;Milk - The apartment building &lt;br /&gt;Wine - Cocaine abuse &lt;br /&gt;Cider - A passionate interest for mice &lt;br /&gt;Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations &lt;br /&gt;Mineral water - Embarrassing rash &lt;br /&gt;Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism &lt;br /&gt;Whisky - To ruin the second world war &lt;br /&gt;Other &amp;ndash; How you hate the Boston Celtics &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? &lt;br /&gt;Thailand - Warm regards &lt;br /&gt;USA - Best regards &lt;br /&gt;England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail &lt;br /&gt;Spain - Go and drown yourself &lt;br /&gt;China - Disgusting regards &lt;br /&gt;Germany - With ease &lt;br /&gt;Japan - Go burn &lt;br /&gt;Greece - Your everlasting enemy &lt;br /&gt;Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard &lt;br /&gt;Egypt &amp;ndash; Eat cake and die &lt;br /&gt;France - In pain &lt;br /&gt;Other - Greetings to your freaky family</content>
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    <title>For your entertainment,</title>
    <published>2009-11-19T15:59:36Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-19T16:01:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/tumblr_kskrjxHHYG1qa6yxzo1_250.gif" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;quot;All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party, have fun, and look twice as good as that bitch standing next to you.&amp;quot;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOT helpful, Paris Hilton.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:24181</id>
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    <title>A teeny star in a whole galaxy.</title>
    <published>2009-11-15T14:55:03Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-19T13:14:23Z</updated>
    <lj:music>incense and candles- prince</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Sometimes, it's necessary to sit down, &lt;br /&gt;look in the mirror and find out why you are amazing, &lt;br /&gt;all over again. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/3199353500_eb3b842623.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am avoiding all negativity. &lt;br /&gt;Twitter is my blog now hahaha.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:23906</id>
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    <title>Lonely nights, stardust melodies.</title>
    <published>2009-11-14T13:40:18Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-19T13:16:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img alt="" style="width: 519px; height: 266px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/e8lj4k.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="I don't usually do this.."&gt;&lt;p&gt;The past few days were packed with cakes, chocolates, hugs, rain, wet socks, wet shoes, swollen lips. &lt;br /&gt;Life is good :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rain + Barefoot = Good. &lt;br /&gt;Rain + Slippers = Alright. &lt;br /&gt;Rain + Sneakers + Socks = BAD. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On thursday, the geog girls went to ikea for lunch yum yum :) &lt;br /&gt;Meatballs FTW. I swear Ikea's jelly feels like frozen fat!!! &lt;br /&gt;Ah I adore Ikea's soft toys :) esp the big dog, soooo good to hugggg~ &lt;br /&gt;Then met LL :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Friday the 13th was awesomeee. &lt;br /&gt;Mini class gathering at island creamery and we had free ice cream and cake no. 1 :) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: medium"&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY NURMATHA &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY YULIN &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILDA&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Yes, damn alot of birthdays these weeks! -.- &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rain was super heavy and my shoes and socks were totally wet so I went barefoot during music class B-D&lt;br /&gt;Had piano and after that, SUPPOSEDLY A MUSICAL AHEM AHEM lol. Jane, shak and I went to swensens for ice cream buffet and WE SUCK TTM. After 3 rounds, we all collapsed from all the chocolate and sweet stuff and played shot shag marry HAHA. Then they surprised me with cake no. 2 :) Love them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="width: 382px; height: 514px" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/DSC09534E.jpg" /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Today... band in the morning and we celebrated mr ho's birthday so that's cake no. 3! Band fes audition in the afternoon at AC and I felt super tired UNTIL 5 minutes before my turn and I enjoyed myself during the audition :) Not gonna mention any &amp;quot;even though's&amp;quot; :) &lt;br /&gt;Went for piano rehearsal which was pretty alright :) I sold all my tickets! Woohoo~ &lt;br /&gt;Came home and ate alot and watched rerun of Singapore Idol. Duano Ho is adorable no? Hahaha :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bottomline: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I grew fat. &lt;br /&gt;I love my friends. &lt;br /&gt;I want this happiness to last, pretty please? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:23623</id>
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    <title>How to regain your embouchure and play like a pro in a week 101</title>
    <published>2009-11-07T14:13:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-07T14:27:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/2ijj7fc.jpg" /&gt; &lt;p&gt;The year is ending soon and I'm already dead. Ha ha ha. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back to square one. After 4 years of sidelipping, I'm changing my embouchure completely and oh, at what a bad time. Band fes audition in a week I don't think I will be ready shit oh shit :( I sound like crap now because it is soo unstable and uncomfortable my lips keeps moving to its original position even when I play!! :( :( :( :(&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And there is no alternative ha ha. So it's just this or nothing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;UGH :( I need my tutorrrrr&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;GOODBYE JAZZY TONE. HELLO.... terrible sounding shit (for now.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WISH ME LUCK XXX&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:23399</id>
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    <title>Lovely</title>
    <published>2009-11-05T15:33:30Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-05T15:33:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size: medium"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up &lt;br /&gt;shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up &lt;br /&gt;shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am ice queen. I am cold and superficial. Just for today. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe forever. Who knows. Who cares. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Totally fearless?</title>
    <published>2009-11-04T09:41:45Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-04T09:43:39Z</updated>
    <lj:music>everyday- vetiver</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gloryoski/z204453483.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Heh mushy.</title>
    <published>2009-11-02T14:53:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-02T14:55:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div style="text-align: left"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="16" style="background-image: url(http://beemp3.com/player/left-dkrow3.gif); border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px; background-repeat: repeat-y; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px"&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" src="http://beemp3.com/player/corner-topleft2.gif" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background-image: url(http://beemp3.com/player/bkgnd-top2.gif); border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; background-repeat: repeat-x; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; vertical-align: bottom; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px"&gt;Percy Faith Orchestra - Theme From a Summer Place&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="16" style="background-image: url(http://beemp3.com/player/right-dkrow3.gif); border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px; background-repeat: repeat; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px"&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" src="http://beemp3.com/player/corner-topright2.gif" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td width="16" style="background-image: url(http://beemp3.com/player/left-ltrow2.gif); width: 16px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background-image: url(http://beemp3.com/player/light2.gif); background-repeat: repeat; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; vertical-align: bottom"&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="6" /&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; vertical-align: bottom; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" src="http://beemp3.com/player/logo_small.gif" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="16" style="background-image: url(http://beemp3.com/player/right-ltrow2.gif); width: 16px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="16"&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" src="http://beemp3.com/player/corner-bottomleft2.gif" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background-image: url(http://beemp3.com/player/bkgnd-bottom2.gif); border-bottom: 0px; text-align: center; border-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; background-repeat: repeat-x; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; vertical-align: top; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px"&gt;Found at &lt;a href="http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=4245252&amp;amp;song=Theme+From+a+Summer+Place"&gt;bee mp3 search engine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="16"&gt;&lt;img alt="" style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" src="http://beemp3.com/player/corner-bottomright2.gif" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;If you don't like this, I don't like you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have been trying to get the title of this piece for AGES but to no avail and this morning in the car we heard it over 924 and oh my I was stunned. Thank god for the 72346 service. :)&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;So beautiful it makes my heart melt. Swooooooons~</content>
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    <title>S' Wonderful, S' Marvellous!</title>
    <published>2009-11-02T12:08:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-02T12:08:20Z</updated>
    <lj:music>corazon de melao - emmanuel</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;Shutter-shades named her camera Tyra Banks?!?! And I thought I was crazy.. HAHAHA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today we watched Jennifer's body and I was scared ttm (expected).&amp;nbsp;Shak wasn't breathing right&amp;nbsp;and jane was muttering fuck fuck fuck fuck under her breath so you can imagine how scary it was. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/likeclowns/pic/0002s4sh/"&gt;&lt;img border="0" width="320" height="240" alt="" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/likeclowns/pic/0002s4sh/s320x240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAHAHA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am going to watch Funny Face now and pretend that&amp;nbsp;geog homework is nonexistent. :)</content>
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    <title>Happy halloween!</title>
    <published>2009-10-31T08:29:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-31T08:29:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img border="0" width="320" height="213" alt="" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/likeclowns/pic/0002ryxy/s320x240" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hahahaha.&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:likeclowns:22181</id>
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    <title>We can't escape but we can hide.</title>
    <published>2009-10-30T13:50:55Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-30T13:58:40Z</updated>
    <lj:music>dream- hannah montana</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size: small"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial"&gt;Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. They can study without light.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmm? *raises eye-brows*)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. Would they even bother?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. They believe in praying for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. They are still using oil lamps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: Huh, what litebarb?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Who wrote all this?&lt;br /&gt;A: A TJCian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;A: None. They think they are already very bright.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hahahahaha I always have a good laugh whenever I read this. No offence! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>I want some FUN.</title>
    <published>2009-10-29T16:01:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-29T16:08:43Z</updated>
    <lj:music>estelle- i wanna live</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;Hello pals and gals. Here I am, writing my OP script,&amp;nbsp;tweeting to myself&amp;nbsp;and yawning every 5 seconds or so. Life is so exciting. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These few days I've been &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;fine&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;broke&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;bored&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;looking pissed&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;listening&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;eating&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;feeling sad&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;feeling happy&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;feeling bored&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;watching operas&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;(trying to) sing operas&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;P A T H E T I C.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;CHANGE. WE. NEED. CHANGE. WE NEED FUN. WE NEED TO STOP BEING SO SERIOUS ALL THE TIME AND START LIVING NOW NOW NOW. WE'RE 17 FOR GOODNESS SAKE. THE BEST TIME OF OUR LIVES. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;</content>
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